Bob the minion

Once there was an alien called Bob. Bob has one eye 3 fingers and 5 toes, 1 ,nose 1 mouth and 2 arms and feet. Bob is half a meter tall so Bob is pretty short, but he’s funny and cute. When I met Bob i was 5 years old so that was 6 years ago. I thought he was a banana but it was a minion. I couldn’t understand Bob because he does not speak english. Bob is yellow like a banana and has not a lot of hair like homer.

At first i thought he was a yellow moving toy that can speak and i was not on english mode for talking. His clothes looked like one of those blue denim farmer’s overalls. Bob had a red button that said use for fun and fun only. So i pushed the button and there was chocolate and lot’s of food and drinks. You are obviously thinking we are going to be friends for ever well you wrong because Bob had another button but it said for destruction and destruction only and Bob pushed it and destroyed the city and became the overlord so don’t become a friend with a minion because or she will kill. Just kidding we are still friends till this day.

Bob is a awesome friend because he can give you chocolate for free and is funny person or minion but he is funny when he’s trying to speak english because he speaks minion.